The Derek Enz Memorial Quote Gallery

Welcome to the Derek Enz Memorial Quote Gallery. This collection of memorable sayings was inspired by Derek years ago. It has been on the web for over 10 years in various locations, but I decided it was time to move it to a more modern format and enable ongoing contributions. Enjoy!

Nota bene: Some of the names have been abbreviated to protect the, well, not exactly innocent, but you know what I mean.

"It's all fun and games until someone leaps a stall and breaks a rib."

-Derek Enz

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Vice Mail


Vice Mail
Originally uploaded by Potjie
Kennewick Vice, baby.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

If you touch one more car....


Tacoma!
Originally uploaded by John Moltz
Welcome to Tacoma.

Props to Moltz.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Obamania


Obamania
Originally uploaded by tmg2301
ALL YOUR VOTES ARE BELONG TO OBAMA.

-Bumper sticker, props to tmg2301

Friday, April 25, 2008

More unattended kids


More on kids
Originally uploaded by tmg2301
Unattended children will be fed several shots of espresso and given a slingshot.

props to tmg2301

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

I'm not voting for....

"Monica Lewinski's ex-boyfriend's wife for president."

-Bumper sticker, props to Moltz

Friday, February 29, 2008

Too many to count.


Bywater, New Orleans
Originally uploaded by lawn ornament
Lots of good ones here. Thanks to lawn_ornament on Flickr.

Monday, February 11, 2008

What'd You Say?


What'd You Say?
Originally uploaded by LeeLeFever
'nuff said.